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How CITY are you?

[x] I've drank Starbucks more than once in my life
[x] Sometimes I link arms when I walk with someone
[] I shop at AE, A&F, or HCO
[] I own 4 or more dress shirts
[] I will never be caught without my cell phone
[] blow dry/straighten my hair on a daily basis
[] I will wear flip flops no matter what the weather
[x] I own an over sized pair of sunglasses
[x]I own 1 or more pairs of ripped jeans
[x] I layer my shirts
[] have had a Myspace mirror pic
[] When I'm not drinking Starbucks I prefer water
[] I get annoyed with tom-boys
[] I own an over sized bag or purse
[] I have seen every episode of Laguna Beach old season
[] My new fav is the Hills
[x] I say "lol" in online chat
[x] I own at least 1 pair of straight legged jeans
[x] I wear necklaces
[x] I own an iPod/mp3 player
[x] I have the Internet
[x] I have 1 or more than one aim screen name
[] I own/have owned a smalldog
[x] I have said "lol"or "OMG!" in a real conversation
[x] I like shopping
[] I shop whenever I have a chance
[] I have watched the Simple Life

multiply by 3 and put
39

How COUNTRY Are You?

HAVE YOU:

[x] ridden a horse
[] owned a horse
[] owned land
[] 4 wheeling
[] said "ain't"
[] been cow-tipping
[] been deer hunting
[] been swimming in a lake
[] caught a fish
[x] seen a deer get skinned (It was horrible)
[x] have worked on a ranch or on land
[] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[] have been duck hunting
[x] have swam in a river
[] driven a truck
[] own or owned a rebel flag
[x]churned butter
[] have an accent or people have told you that
[] own or owned a pair of cowboy boots
[x] own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog
[] say/said "y'all
[] have been made fun of for saying "y'all"
[x] swear when you're mad
[]have dipped/dip snuff
[] have gone to church on Sunday
[] have ridden a horse to somewhere in town
[] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[] ate deer jerky
[x] have eaten deer meat
[] have shot a gun before

multiply by 3 and put
27
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The Soundtrack Shuffle meme.
Take an iPod shuffle or WMP and answer the questions with the names of the songs that come up. This makes the soundtrack to your life. You HAVE to put down what comes up. This should be fun.

1. Your Waking song: Later Tonight by The Pet Shop Boys (lol wrong time frame)

2. Your Daily routine song: Bron-Y-Aur Stomp by Led Zepplin (lol)

3. Your Happy song: Mark David Chapman by MSI (SO NOT TRUE LOL)

4. Your Sad song: Infest PMS by Papa Roach

5. Your Angry song: This Night Has Opened My Eyes by The Smiths (Should be swapped with the above song, yes?)

6. Your Victory song: 3 by Britney Spears (I'm never sure if this song is about a threesome or not...)

7. Your Loss song: Drown by Three Days Grace (How appropriate!)

8. Your Falling-in-love song: You Love Me Just Enough To Hurt Me by Rosemary Clooney (I only have it due to fanmixes!)

9. Your Anthem: Snakes by Papa Roach

10. Your Break-up song: Souljacker Part One by Eels (LOL)

11. Your Travelling song: 99 Red Balloons by Sonika(Vocaloid)(Love this!)

12. Your Sickness song: Hidden Starlight DVD Track by Muse

13. Your Stress song: Shut Me Up by MSI (LOL APPROPRIATE)

14. Your Friendship song: Bestfriends by Toy Box (JESUS HOW?!)

15. Your Murder song: Gouge Away by Papa Roach (LOL)

16. Your Relaxation song: Eyes on Me by Faye Wong from FFVIII (AWW TRUE)

17. Your Highs song: Goofy Goober Rock! from Spongebob Squarepants movie

18. Your Lows song: Falling For You by Simple Plan (It makes me happy :?)

19. Your Goodbye song: The Small Print by Muse

20. Your Death song: Still Alive from Portal (Aww GLaDOS I feel sorry for you =( Love you GLaDOS!)

WOOO that was good...I listened to my Death song too much today...Time for my Travelling song! I tag EVERYONE! Especially...
:iconroboelfsuperlee:
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Here goes!

001. Real Name → Martine
002. Nickname[s]→ Martii, Cheesey, Monsterchops
003. Age → 15 years and  months
004. Male Or Female → Female =)
005. Pre-School → Rotherfield
006. Primary School → Jarvis Brook
007. High School → What's a high school? Do you mean secondary? Beacon.
008. Hair Color → Brown
009. Long Or Short → Middle...No, long.
010. Loud Or Quiet → Loud when embarrassed. Quiet if you want me loud.
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans =D
012. Phone Or Camera → Phone, it has Tetris!
013. Health Freak → No =D
014. Drink Or Smoke? → Used to smoke >.<
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → Yuppo!
016. Eat Or Drink? → Both as I like living right now.
017. Piercings? → Ears. Keep forgetting to wear ear rings though...
018. Tattoos? → Not yet =D

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...?
019. An Airplane → Once. It was a little plane.
020. A Car Accident → Yes, when this prat signaled one way at a junction then turned across the other and into us. Dickhead.
021. A Fist Fight → Many. I always win.

FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing → Ears
023. First Best Friend → Georgina, still friends now!
024. First Steps → I don't bloody know! LOL
025. First Award → I came second in the easter egg competition.
026. First Crush → A guy called Chris. Stupid girl I was.
027. First Break-Up → February 2009.
028. First Big Vacation → Wales, 2008.

LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To → Louise!
030. Last Person You Texted → Um idk I haven't had credit in ages
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Myself.
032. Last Food You Ate → Cheesecake!
033. Last Movie You Watched → That'd be Toy Story 2.
034. Last Song You listened To → Caramelldansen speedycake remix
035. Last Thing You Bought → Private Eye!
036. Last Person You Hugged → Either Louise or my mum.

FAVES:
037. Food → Corned Beef. Or chocolate.
038. Drinks → Shandy, Dandelion and Burdock
039. Clothing → I :heart: my vest tops!
040. Book → IDK, I have many...The Liar by Stephen Fry, Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Wind on Fire trilogy by William Nicholson.
041. Music → Rock, Techno, Drum 'n' Bass, some pop, J-pop, J-rock, Metal, Punk, Prog Rock, lots and lots more. I like a bit of everything.
042. Flower → Dahlias, I think.
043. Colors → Blue and yellow!
044. Movies → Goodnight Mister Tom, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Ghostbusters, FFVII:AC, Sonic The Hedgehog Movie (actually an OVA)
045. Shoes → I :heart: my boots!
046. Subjects → Maths, Science, English

IN THE PAST YEAR I...
047. Kissed In The Snow - Nope
048. Celebrated Halloween- Yes, I was a cat.
049. Had Your Heart Broken- Yes. =(
050. Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone - Nope.
051. Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation- Yes, peeps don't listen
052. Came Outta The Closet- I did that before the past year.
053. Gotten Pregnant- Nope! =D
054. Had An Abortion- Nu-uh!
055. Done Something You've Regretted- Many, many things.
056. Broke A Promise- Yes, but only to my parents lol. They don't count.
057. Kept A Secret- Yes! I'm good at it.
058. Pretended To Be Happy- Yes, but it doesn't last long.
059. Met Someone Who Changed Your Life- Yes yes yes! She's on dA.
060. Pretended To Be Sick- Yes.
061. Left the Country- No.
062. Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it- Yes, you.
063. Cried Over The Silliest Thing- Yes. The bit in Be Kind Rewind where the owner comes and tried to change the shop.
064. Ran A Mile- Yup! I needed some Mirin and Rice Vinegar.
065. Went To The Beach- Yeah, in Devon or Cornwall last August.
066. Stayed Single- No, I've had a few boyfriends and girlfriends.

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing
068. Drinking → Nothing
069. Getting Ready To → Go out to town with my friend.
070. Listening To → Her moving under her duvet.
071. Plans For Tomorrow → Talk to Matt my brother! :heart:
072. Waiting For → My trip to the House of Commons with my online bezzie!

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids? → NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
074. Want To Get Married? → NOOOO! IT'S RELIGIOUS! YUCK!
075. Careers in mind → Politician or Artist. Or Writer.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY?
076. Lips Or Eyes → Lips...Eyes...Lips...Eyes...Can't choose!
077. Shorter Or Taller? → Taller!
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Spontaneous!
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Stomach, please!
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Sensitive, I have delicate ears.
081. Hookup Or Relationship → IDK.
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Hesitant, so he wont get arrested lol.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Sometimes I lose my glasses.
084. Ran Away From Home → Yes, but it went wrong.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → Yes, when I know I'm walking down a road near my house. A paedophile lives there!
086. Killed Somebody → Yes, my fish by hugging him. I was tiny. =(
087. Broken Someone's Heart → Yes. I feel mean.
088. Been Arrested → Nope! =D

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → No. I do not exist.
091. Miracles → No, miracles are christian.
092. Love At First Sight → Yes :heart:
093. Heaven → Nope, heavan is christian.
094. Santa Claus → No
095. Sex On The First Date → I don't know, I'm not legal enough.
096. Kiss → Urm, I don't understand the question.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Yes!
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → Kind of.
099. Do You Believe In God → NO. WAY.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Ten People → I CHOOSE YOU!
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Do you enjoy drama?
Heheheheheheheheheehehehe, if it involves man-sex and politics!

Are you a girly girl?
...NO.

Last person you hugged?
My Dad

Small or big purses?
I only use pockets.

Do you think you're conceited?
No

Do you dress up on Halloween?
No, unless i'm going to a party, which has only happened once and i was a sexy-arse black cat! Meow!

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a windowsill in my sisters bedroom

Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yes.

Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, mostly people who have the same first name of someone else. Or teachers. Or doctors. Or possibly politicians in a positive way, i.e. Clegg, Cameron

Do you wear makeup?
Very rarely wear lip-gloss that tastes of chocolate or of some sweet and delicious substance, the name of which i forget. I hate when people cake their faces in inches thick of orange much and expect people to find them amazing and attractive when you just wanna throw up in their face but if you say one wrong word against them then they spread shit about you and people BELIEVE them. Fucking idiots.

Ever cried at a movie theater?
Lots of times. Like both times I watched Avatar, when I saw Pokemon The First Movie, cried with laughter at Shrek. There have been many more but my mind just went blank.

Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Yes, when i wore mascara once. I kept my mouth shut through aplication.

Do you think Ryan Sheckler is cute?
Urm who? *googles* EWW! *chunders everywah*

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Yes, by a fat cow who thought it funny to crush me, and when i called her a name, i got in trouble and her mother told her to keep away from me as i'm a bad influence. I mean, wtf? She was fat and younger than me, but i was tiny and she kept laying on me. And I'm the bad one?

THIS OR THAT:

Eyeliner or Mascara?
Urm, neither?

Louis vuitton or dooney?
Urm, wut?

American Eagle or Hollister?
Urm, no? American=Fail IMO.

Heels or flats?
Heels, for I am short.

Skirts or pants?
Pants? I think you should wear pants as well as skirts. Otherwise people will see ur ginie! If you mean skirts or trousers, then i'd pick trousers.

Hoodies or jackets
Jackets, especially ones which are made of plastic but look like leather.

Heels or sneakers?
Heels.

Straight or curly hair?
Straight.

RANDOM:

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
ARGH. I like guys with either blonde hair or black hair. DAMMIT! Urm, ok, it'd be dark since Cleggy is dark-haired? Sort of...argh.

Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
YES. Take a wild guess who. Got it? No? He's called Nick Clegg, and he's amazing and sexy. And a politician! And Deputy PM of the country!

Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, :iconsuki285:

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah, in a nightmare D:

Do you like your life?
Kinda

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Hardly ever go to a pool so I make sure to remove non-swimming clothing first.

Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
Urm...have done before, due to falling out of love :S

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yeah, and sent his glasses flying!

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yeah, a lot.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Hehehehehehehe Nick Clegg om nom nom...oh sorry didn't hear the question. Oh, have I ever not been able to get someone off my mind? What do you think? Now, back to thinking about Clegg.

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes!

Are you currently missing someone?
Yes, Nick Clegg who is not on ma TV!!!!!!!!

IN A BOY:

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk. Although i'd rather take politician.

Well-educated or Dropout?
Well-educated!

Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
.idk what u mean...*is stupid*

Contacts or Glasses?
Contacts so we dont get tangled up! Lol jokes, up to him =)

Funny or Serious?
Both or he would get annoying

Long Hair or Short Hair?
Not sure, depends on colour and his face.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Straight plz

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Good singer so we can do duets!

Basketball Player or Football Player?
Eww, sport! NO WAY.

Smoker or Non-smoker?
Non-smoker so i dont steal his fags =B

Drinker or Non-drinker?
I want him to drink a little, but not be an alchoholic. But be able to let himself go and party hard, but not too hard. And also be able to buy me alchohol when I want it.


WOOO I'm done! Ok, I tag EVERYONE WHO READS THIS!!!

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Obsessed!

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I AM OBSESSED WITH CLAMERON.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

For those who have not yet attained enlightenment, Clameron is the pairing David Cameron x Nick Clegg. It is extremely awesome and sexy.

Clameron is the one thing that I'll let myself use the term "slash" while refering to it.

I want to be a politician or the leader of some other country just so i can be near them and think dirty thoughts about them doing dirty things to one-another

I've seen the light! I've known since I discovered the awesomeness of Nick Clegg that masturbation is more fun when polititians are involved
:iconpervyfaceplz:

There are many more Clameron-related things I want to say, but I'd kill you all if i said that much. So I'll leave you with these icons to gaze at if you want any more.
:icondavidcameronplz::heart::iconnickcleggplz:

Unfortunatley, I have got a mouth ulcer D: so I've got some bonjela on it. Yummy!

Ok, I'm gonna shut up now as i have things to do. Goodbye guys!
:iconbyeplz:

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